I want to make your wednesday and everyday Happier and easier to get through. So with that in mind, I have brought you these extremely helpful tips.:-)
I've personally tried no. 6 and its a real winner..
I will be trying no. 4 on my Daughter, lol I'm thinking its a winner even before I try it..
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!
I know you'll want to try at least one of them,
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
I know you'll want to try at least one of them,
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7.. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
8. If you try any of the above tips I am NOT responcible for the results. I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT ~!
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To all those who posted comments on my teapot tour , YES, I made that Baby and 230 others, so far.. As suggested I put a clickable tag on my side bar so you can see some other
samples and read a little about them. I'll be adding my email to each new post I make so if you need to contact me, you can.. Hopefully I'll remember to do that..
I do appreciate your comments and your suggestions and I am doing my best to implement them, if I can figure out how to without aggravating Marla at Always Nesting, too much.. I know she appreciates it too , lol...
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Many thanks to Susan for hosting the Meta Monday party ~be sure to go and see all the other talented folks who are also participating.. You're sure to see some great eye candy and lots of terrific inspiration. ""This Party usually starts after 10 pm on wednesdays. So you might want to wait till then to click on this link""..
Between Naps On The Porch
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A couple of these items still need some work and others are brand new and still had the tags on them.. I get so dang excited in Goodwill and thrift stores I almost break out in hives , giggle.
OK Sonny, hush and get on with the good part-- the PHOTOS
The large white jar was multicolored- in garish tones I might add. I spray painted it white but I see in the picture it still needs something. Gonna have to give that some thought and I am open to suggestions- so feel free to suggest to your little hearts content. I know some of you Pro spray painters will be able to tell me how to make it BOOOOtiful.. Jar~ 1.00
The plaque with the grapes was 50 cents. It looks like its supposed to be glazed on the white frame section but wasnt done too well.. any ideas??
Large candle jar 2.00 ~ splurged on that lol
small candle holder--very heavy for its size~25 cents
2 tiny tea pots 1.00 each=love them sooooooo much..
planted 2.00 and worth every penny- got it a few weeks ago but it just had to be in this photo..
Next is me playing in my art program and doing a collage or would that be a mosiac.. either way looks good to me.
Thats it for this post Folks.
I hope the Helpful Tips brought a smile to your wednesday and that you enjoyed the photos of my newest finds and bargains.
Its always wonderful to have you visit and to read your comments and suggestions.
My Babies can be seen by clicking on the sidebar tag~ email is Savannahsbabies@aol.com
Happy Wednesday and let me know where that Goodwill Party is OR if you;d like for me to start one.
Warm Hugs and Happy thoughts to each and every one of you.
Sonny
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Many thanks to Susan for hosting the Meta Monday party ~be sure to go and see all the other talented folks who are also participating.. You're sure to see some great eye candy and lots of terrific inspiration. ""This Party usually starts after 10 pm on wednesdays. So you might want to wait till then to click on this link""..
Between Naps On The Porch
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A couple of these items still need some work and others are brand new and still had the tags on them.. I get so dang excited in Goodwill and thrift stores I almost break out in hives , giggle.
OK Sonny, hush and get on with the good part-- the PHOTOS
The large white jar was multicolored- in garish tones I might add. I spray painted it white but I see in the picture it still needs something. Gonna have to give that some thought and I am open to suggestions- so feel free to suggest to your little hearts content. I know some of you Pro spray painters will be able to tell me how to make it BOOOOtiful.. Jar~ 1.00
small candle holder--very heavy for its size~25 cents
2 tiny tea pots 1.00 each=love them sooooooo much..
planted 2.00 and worth every penny- got it a few weeks ago but it just had to be in this photo..
Next is me playing in my art program and doing a collage or would that be a mosiac.. either way looks good to me.
I hope the Helpful Tips brought a smile to your wednesday and that you enjoyed the photos of my newest finds and bargains.
Its always wonderful to have you visit and to read your comments and suggestions.
My Babies can be seen by clicking on the sidebar tag~ email is Savannahsbabies@aol.com
Happy Wednesday and let me know where that Goodwill Party is OR if you;d like for me to start one.
Warm Hugs and Happy thoughts to each and every one of you.
Sonny
